the-lady-of-reichenbach:

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

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BLANKITY

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via drowninginthefeels)


officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(via drowninginthefeels)


americiumstarkium:

peabug:


lolsofunny:


THE DESTROYER 

omfG


It’s back.





the wrecker


*CRYING*

americiumstarkium:

peabug:

lolsofunny:

THE DESTROYER 

image

omfG

It’s back.

image

the wrecker

*CRYING*

(via somanyshowssolittletime)


mayorblythe:

gomugomu-no-pistol:

kk-techn0burp:

tomtd:

Ruby. Ruby, stop.

will never not reblog

rooby pls

Plz roobie

(via stereofeathers)


morelikesnakejailattractive:

Favorite joke of 2014

(via stereofeathers)


catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via stereofeathers)


darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via stereofeathers)


deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

(via ugly)


thats-so-meme:

ideal date

thats-so-meme:

ideal date

(via romangod)



"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(via stereofeathers)



pistachiou:

laaayna:

awwww-cute:

A dog with a fawn

he looks so worried omg

"human. human what do i do with small spot dog. human. help he is lying down???? should i lick him??? human help hUMAN"

pistachiou:

laaayna:

awwww-cute:

A dog with a fawn

he looks so worried omg

"human. human what do i do with small spot dog. human. help he is lying down???? should i lick him??? human help hUMAN"

(via stereofeathers)


ughdallon:

i saw the opportunity and took it

ughdallon:

i saw the opportunity and took it

(via drowninginthefeels)


amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via drowninginthefeels)