gallusrostromegalus:

ukulelekatie:

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happy daylight savings to those who observe

I don’t observe the passage of time in general but happy arbitrary clock day to you all.

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valammar:

valammar:

valammar:

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me


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(via imaginationispowerful)


headspace-hotel:

heroofthreefaces:

headspace-hotel:

lunasloveisgood:

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I was just thinking earlier how awesome it would be if drinks were all sold in multi-colored glass bottles do you know how neat and shiny that would be

I’ve got news for you about sixty years ago

I don’t LIVE sixty years ago I’m NOW

(via mabelsguidetolife)


medeamybeloved:

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!


shifuaang:

I think about the framing of these two scenes all of the time

(via satorugojihyo)


greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue


goawfma:

watch lionheart boycott oscars!!

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)


gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

actually YOU are dust and to dust you shall return. not me though im different

im non biodegradable nonedible glitter and im wreaking havoc on the environment

(via singing-not-sleeping-beauty)


amelielb:

Ok, I’ve seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I’ve been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.

(via queen-tuesday)


huffylemon:

woobification:

Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them

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(via ademigodgirl)


guavabat:

do you think in the 80s y/n was getting sold to duran duran

(via charmacden)


prettypositivity:

your past is a lesson, not a life sentence. don’t be so hard on yourself. you are allowed to leave it behind and grow

(via bythemoon)


cemeterything:

don’t fuck with me boy. i know of mushrooms that could fix your marriage, and i also know mushrooms that could destroy it in seconds.

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)


demigodgooglesearches:

the pjo fandom after more people join and it’s not just the same people who have been here since 2012:

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